Yokel Yodels (for Sofia)

odlaydeeeee hoooo!
yokel yodels

are your brown eyes blue?
one head, or two?
second unglued?
one nose, or two noes?

Uh oh, no no
no no, grown-o
flown-o away-o

qwerty
asdf
dvorak
where's your forehead at?

duckbill
platypus
windowsill
schoolbus

wham-o
flam-o
jam-o
flubb-o

mello
yellow
jello
tub-o

where are you?
THERE are you!
fair are you
square are you

rub-a-dub-dub
love a back rub